i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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