I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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