okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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