So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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