I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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