I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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