careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i barfeds in our rink
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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