i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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