Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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