garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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