I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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