friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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