You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
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A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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