would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
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Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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