When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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