): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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