seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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