so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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