I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
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He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I'm having to shit out rocks
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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