plz talk dirty to me
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
