are you still at the devil's house?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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