hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
wow bdsm is so cute
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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