last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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