I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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