I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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