You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
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my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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