I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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