And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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