If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
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Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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