Can Purell be used as lube?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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