ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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