That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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