Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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