Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
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In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?