just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
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that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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