she looked like the bat from fern gully.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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