Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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