We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
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her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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