listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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