i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
you inspire me to be a worse person
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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