Non-Jews are for practice
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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