Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Randomize
