i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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