she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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