No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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