went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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