I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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