My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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