he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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