your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
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driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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