I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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