I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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