I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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