billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
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All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
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He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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