My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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