It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
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You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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