How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
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Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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